Didn’t John Madden use to say this kind of stuff every game? “the team that puts the ball in the end zone is the team that is going to win this game!”

“Please excuse Billy from class to day, he has a cold”

They used to say the definition of a “tactical” nuclear weapon was: “a nuclear weapon that explodes in Germany”

The “unsportsmanlike” and overly “physical” style of play exhibited by Kings players in some ways overshadowed the jersey names at the time..

Actually since he caused a death in the commission of a crime, he can easily be prosecuted for felony murder via proximate cause. And he probably will.

“I might just light the house on fire, burn the whole thing down,” the caller told the dispatcher.

I have two Tweety-bird Pez dispensers! I am willing to trade one of them for one bitcoin. The other one I will keep, because it might go up.

“after 20 years” - so that means they have been married for 20 years? So his wife is like, forty? And she just now has “entered the adult entertainment industry”. As a performer?

Surely many of the (presumably thousands) of pilots, scientists, technicians and whatnot who might have been part of a secret “aliens” project have already met their Maker. Many of them could have decided to make such a deathbed confession. Many may have decided - even not facing their own demise- to speak up on the…

I don’t consider Starbucks to be “coffee”. It’s more like a Caffeine Delivery System.

I think you are assuming highway speeds, but most of the ‘courtesy’ merging stuff is happening in turtle-like traffic jams, construction zones, three-down-to-ones and like that. Easy to tap your brakes without ‘slowing’ down since everyone is crawling.

Truckers will also flash their lights as a “go ahead” to let another truck merge in front of them. I don’t see this much with cars, but then again, merging is not such a big deal for a small vehicle. I often do it to let trucks in - just so I can get the thrill of those flickering brake lights!

I like the character of Alara, and Halston Sage does a great job, but they have got to do something about the cheesy grease-paint oriented makeup job. In close-ups, she looks like a mime, and in the long shots she looks like someone wearing a mask. It is only in middle distance that she looks like a “real” humanoid…

“I don’t want to see anything happen to anyone,” Nehls said. “With people’s ... mindset today, that’s the last thing we need, a breach of the peace.”

if you join a Ouija board session while you are high, like really high, you can actually notice the tiny little movements that each individuals person adds or subtracts to guide the pointer to whatever letter seems ‘likely’ or will spell something ‘reasonable’. The more anticipated the word, the faster the group of…

“or that the store wasn’t going to open up in the morning?”

Placebo effect? So why not try it again double-blind this time? Have one friend blind the labels and another friend who does not know which is which, hand you the pills. Then you play a tournament taking pills that may or may not be the real pills.

I am going to start thinking of my future self to avoid procrastination. Just not today.

Since the parent is undoubtedly the person who pays the Verizon bill, the app could be set to not only force the child to open the message, it could be set to do any number of things. Such as disable any further use of the phone until after the reply to the parent. 911 and the other parent could be exempted.

“whether it’s because they didn’t like her personally or they thought Trump would have a better relationship vis a vis Russia and Putin. For whatever reason...”