Not that I understand a motivation for faking this, but who is operating the cameras? There are 3 and yes there is some zooming that could be digital,  but they are clearly being hand-held because there is shakiness and also some panning. Why does the thief drive past the truck a second time? Why didn’t he just…

Aliens dig human females - it’s a fact.   Our chicks are so hot that even  swamp monsters, giant gorillas and robots are after them.    

I think it is quite fortunate that the movie made by a director accused of being a predator is a bad movie! Imagine the conflict the poor reviewer would face if the movie was actually really really good. That would be a difficult column to write. .

Try this out in Long Island City, Queens, where if you drive North on 21st Street you will cross 44th Drive, then 44th Road, then 44th Avenue. If you make a left on any of those,  the next intersection will be with 11th Street - not 20th or 22nd.

the penalty was for doing a Waltz, when clearly the dance should have been a Foxtrot

darn those pesky regulators. Don’t they understand you can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs?  

why are these men playing football in their pajamas?

It’s like Mort Walker’s Lucaflect - the four-paned window ‘reflection’ that a comic artist uses to indicate “shinyness”

As with many reality shows, they add, “It was definitely our job to bring out the drama.”

I like Auric Goldfinger’s Rule of Three:

I love farting in general - especially when I can blame it on someone else nearby.

If you are selling your time, undivided attention, and the (unspoken) offer of sexual entertainment, you’re an escort. If you’re selling a specific sexual activity for a certain amount of money, you’re a prostitute. If you won’t have sex with the man you’re dating unless he buys you an expensive dinner, you’re a…

“when one woman made a point, the other women in the room would reiterate the idea and credit the initial speaker.”

I teach in a college where the ratio of administrators to full-time faculty is nearly 2:1! If you add in adjunct faculty, it’s a little past even. Even adding in maintenance, security, janitorial, I doubt they would get to as ‘good’ as one manager for every 4.7 employees. I wish I was kidding or exaggerating.

“When asked what she did differently, I’m sure you already know the answer – she left that rock at home”

you don’t have to buy into the old wive’s tale that sex before an athletic competition is bad for performance. Treating your partner like shit and making her sleep on the couch the night before a competition has got to be bad for performance.

totally. One guy, one girl is not a “fuck fest”. I am so totally shocked that Jezebel would use a misleading clickbait headline.

to whoever chose this frame to be the freeze at the end - kudos!

“who have been functionally straight and in love and birthed families and then later been in committed same sex relationships.”

are these the actual actresses from the movies? Or jocks in cosplay?