until I can surgically re-design my jaw to be more like that of a python, I am going to stick to the bowl. I have absolutely no way opening wide enough to take that first bite of the burrito they wrap for you at Those Places.

because for lot of people anything that doesn’t at least remind them of a stick, reminds them of this:

indeed- I think a whole new form of Aggressive Asshole driving will arise. People will get to “know” what the driverless cars will and will not do and use that knowledge to sneak ahead, zip in and out of lanes; and generally take advantage of the self-driving cars conservatism and defensive driving algorithms, just as…

“Sheriff’s officials arrived to Alexander’s home and found him “suffering from medical problems that could have ended his life,”

my first thought was meth

yeah, but look who was in the stands

it seems to me that as a ‘sport’, cycling should be about the human pedaling the machine, and not the machine itself. Like bobsledding, too much advantage now goes to the better machine. Perhaps it is time to have a standardized bike that is supplied by the tournament.

all seven of them borrowed their bikes “from a friend”

Besides the terrible mean-spirited decisions on the court, another ‘good riddance’ for Scalia was his corrupt behavior off the court.

This is terrible, cyclists should only use legal motors in their bikes!

What I have noticed is a large amount of paranoia and crybabyism in a segment of Sander’s supporters. They brigade the online polls, and then complain that Sanders’ “victory” in the online poll is not being taken seriously. Some GI forgets to put “https” into the browser bar and suddenly the military is “blocking” the…

it gets worse. Not only is she a cat trapped in a woman’s body, she’s a male cat trapped in a woman’s body.

Since all the evil people in the world seem to be conducting their evil quite shamelessly on the front page, my conspiracy theory is that conspiracy theories are generated by these evil people themselves to distract us from what they are doing right out in the open.

At the Fillmore East, in the late 60's, a Road Runner cartoon was shown during the break between bands. Someone on the Fillmore staff had altered the soundtrack in this one specific way: Every time there was a crash, impact or explosion that befell the Coyote, the sound of a guitar amplifier’s reverb tank being kicked…

it’s a shorthand from the filmmakers so the audience can TELL it’s supposed to be “hologram”. A truly high-tech hologram might be indistinguishable from a real person standing right there. This would complicate the story-telling and confuse the audience.

instead of making it out of cement, why not just make a real generator? If you are going to have that monstrosity looming over your town, it might as well be making some kilowatts for the people.

perhaps pressure on her is the source of the “additional evidence” in this cold case

“Update (4:31 p.m.): Apparently Bill Belichick really did want to kick off”

People are whining because it is ‘not reviewable’?
Doesn’t a call have to be clearly wrong to be reversed? I mean the person making the call is standing exactly where the technologists are saying their camera should be located.