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Are you saying that all people lose and gain weight in different ways? And have different eating habits?!

...I think you got your holidays confused...And religions.

I'm in the middle of receiving gifts for my upcoming wedding and guests like you are goddamn saints. Please, take two pieces of cake and cut the buffet line. You are a good guest. Allow me to set you up with the hottest and most stable of eligible wedding guests, your choice of gender and sexual preference.

Wait. I just had a paradigm shift moment here.

Oh, goodie. This is like trying to prevent shoplifting arrests by teaching people which pockets hide things best while demonstrating how to peel off a price sticker.

The rape case "definitely played a role in causing us to think, 'Who do we need to focus upon?' " Ihlenfeld said.

Why am I not surprised that THIS is the lesson these idiots took away from this horrific mess? "Boys, boys! Seriously! If you're going to rape a drunk slut, don't take pictures! You little rascals, you!"

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've seen this guy on the 2 too...(my brother lives in the north Bronx). And he has a tendency to start off "nice" (singing "My Girl"), but if no one is giving him money he gets really mean, really fast. He'll start singing about people (usually women) on the train, but he gives them really…

I have been intoxicated many times but I've never been violent. I have little interest in hurting people because I don't have pent up rage.

I don't know this guy, but I've had a few encounters with "how about a smile" types. It's SO uncomfortable. This is something I don't think most (any?) men have to deal with. If you smile, then you feel gross, it's creepy, and you're afraid that they now think the smile means something other than leave me alone. If…

AAAAGH, that would make me so angry. I would report the shit out of that dude to the transit police. Harassing people is not okay.

If only the world had some kind of group of men who were angered by the way patriarchy hurt men, and were interested in organizing around those issues to make life better for both men and women. Men who were activists for "men's rights", if you will.

Why? What's the difference between saying "here is a list of gifts I have approved and would like you to maybe buy for me" and saying "you might as well give me that $50 you're going to spend on the bread maker that I didn't register for and won't use." How is one "tacky" but not the other?

Yes I mean the victim. I'm saying it's remarkable and important that she did speak up.

Optimistically and pessimistically, I would argue that what separates Steubenville from any number of towns like it was not that a horrifying rape took place there, but that in Steubenville a young woman refused to sit down and shut up about it.

You just opened up a serious can of worms, sylphides. There are three things that all Jezzies love: feminism, night cheese and Daria. Consequences will never be the same.

Ack, stay away if you have even a hint of depression/anxiety issues in your family! Condoms are great for the single life, and if you ever want something more permanent I would highly recommend Paragard, the copper IUD.

I second the outrage and love of copper.

so the out-of-shape dude that couldn't fight off a skinny teenage boy is the same man that can get a fully-grown adult out of an overturned truck.