Toilets. They use toilets. Just like the rest of us.

Yeah I know, that's why we have the long lasting tradition in western art of The Madonna Taking a Dump, an Saint Peter clipping His Nails.

it's eating. it's how a baby eats. people eat in public, babies can eat in public as well. social norms dictate that we crap in private, so we take babies into bathrooms and change their diapers there. babies are part of society.

Finally I can stop buying Rogaine for the infants in my life!

A) no one gives a shit about baby bangs

One guy asked him why DCFS isn't investigating him, and he responded with, "I suppose because they are investigating real child abuse," which is both hilarious and admirable. Dude has the patience of a saint and is coming off as much more Christ-like than these people who are apparently so offended by the use of…

IT'S LITERALLY MY FAVORITE HOBBY!!!

literally 100% of my sex is recreational... since I have ridded myself of it's "productive" capabilities.

Right? I recreate sexually ALL THE TIME.

Sex is not primarily recreational...

I don't like how this video is playing with my emotions. Every time that baby smiles I'm like, "Hey I guess one of those wouldn't be so bad." Then every five seconds later its crying and I'm like, "Ughh do not want." Its a goddamn roller coaster.

Samirah already knows the difference between figuratively and literally, which makes her smarter than a lot of the internet.

Psh, for that amount of stroking, the diploma should have paid for me rather than the other way around.

Wait women at Penn are powerful enough to start, maintain, and negotiate through casual sex relationships and YET smart enough to know that there's still a stigma against women who do such things and therefore want to remain anonymous? Who do they think they are??

too many sexies.

Okay.

I'd like to salute the awesome teen girls of television. Starting with:

I agree. At first, it was sort-of satirical. Now it's just abuse for abuse's sake and it makes me SUPER uncomfortable.