Yeah that’s what I’m saying. I feel like if you are going to believe something, believe it all the way. All or nothing. If you’re not going to interfere with God’s will in life or death, then you don’t get to agree to be a heart surgeon but not agree to provide abortions. I don’t get it.

Pat Sajak is kind of hilarious?

No of course it doesn’t, but it’s Catholicism so why should it make any sense.

Ugh. Gross.

Ok cool, SO THEN WHY ARE THEY DOCTORS AT ALL? If you don’t religiously agree with the job, then don’t do it.

WHY?

You are SUCH a liar. Plenty of Canadians say “eh” so much that they don’t even realize they are doing it. Also, “sorry.” It makes me smile every time.

What would I be without you Ja Yule. I only think about you.

So, my entire life I was told my half brothers had the same dad. My oldest bro is 14 years older than me, tall, skinny, light hair/eyes/skin, just like our mom and his dad. Next bro is 7 years older, short, stout, dark hair/eyes/skin. My mom supposedly divorced their dad about 6 years before I was born, met my dad,…

I’M SO FUCKING PLEASANTLY SURPRISED

I literally only understood half the words in that article. I’m officially old.

Wrong. You should watch “Sleepaway Camp.” You should always watch “Sleepaway Camp.” If you don’t know what to do tonight, go watch “Sleepaway Camp.” Seriously, if you’ve never seen it, go watch “Sleepaway Camp” immediately. I can’t overstate how great it is.

Ahhh I’ve been waiting for this for so long. Anyway my story isn’t super scary, just a tad spooky.

When I lived in NYC, there were TONS of ads that said “Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?” over a pic of a sad looking dude and dissatisfied half-naked woman. I’m glad those were fine for the standards board, especially when I took my students on a field trip and someone asked what those words meant. Luckily a…

I am not at all embarrassed to admit that I had at least 4 consecutive Devon Sawa-themed birthday parties in which we watched some combination of Now and Then, Caspar, Wild America, and my personal fave, Little Giants.

This will never get old to me.

Why not just quit? I don’t understand. Is it so he can collect unemployment? Does that work if you’re fired? I really don’t get it.

I can’t say the same, but I can say she’s definitely growing on me lately and I am pleasantly surprised.

I just had this exact conversation with my doctor. They told me I only needed to come in every 3 years and I felt that was way too light considering I regularly have new partners and I’ve had abnormal paps before. I went to PP a couple months after that for an STD test and they were like, “Oh, we would never tell you…