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In awe enough to provide things like maternity leave, childcare, or financial support for this woman and her child? Of course not.

HOMETOWN PRIDE WHAAAAATTT

I literally got pregnant in between the time I asked for an IUD and the time I finally got one. It’s funny, when it was “just” a preventative measure, my insurance wouldn’t cover it, but once they had to pay for the abortion and follow up costs and asked for the IUD to be placed during the procedure, it somehow

Came here to say a lot of this- I worked for them for several years as well. They donate a shit ton of money to charity, and their entire business model is really set up to support the little guy in terms of sourcing, manufacturing, etc. However, I am actually of the opinion that they do love to offend people. Didn’t

Everything about this story makes me really happy.

Right? I feel the same way about unpaid internships. You’re an actual nonprofit? Fine. You’re a successful fashion company? No. I know rules are important, but the word “equal” does not mean the same thing as “fair.” Different organizations can stand to be held tp a higher standard.

My understanding is they fall under the same umbrella as trade shows and performing arts and stuff. Which, maybe, yeah, but I feel like with all this shit, once you become a multi-billion dollar industry, the IRS should just be able to say “nope".

Of course it’s not free. Do you not understand how televangelists work? If you call the number, he screams at you “give me money!” It’s amazing. I’m expecting my seed sown to reap many blessings soon.

Was I the only person that read this headline wrong? Like, she was killed in 1832 but NOT REALLY and she showed up to watch herself be buried? IN 2015 WOOO SPOOOKY!!! Yes? I am? I’ve been reading too many ghost stories, you say? I’ll let myself out.

TBH though if that was me that picture would remain my FB profile picture forfuckingeverrr.

UUUGHHH I had to do the same thing with this guy and a pack (like a fucking shit ton) of monkeys at Manuel Antonio Park in Costa Rica. He was literally eating a fucking sandwich underneath a tree full of crazy ass monkeys, NEXT TO A SIGN that said DON’T FUCKING FEED THE GOD DAMN MONKEYS FOR THESE 6 REASONS, YOU IDIOTS

lol. It’s right underneath in the recommended stories. Same characters, superior sketch, and I still have never looked at a peach the same.

Cunnilingus Class was way more everything than the pirate sketch. Not that pirate sketch wasn’t still amazing.

Not sure if anyone has brought this up (too lazy to read all the comments below) but V-Day has verrrry strict requirements about people performing this play. I have been involved in several productions on every side of TVM (acting, directing, producing, etc) and it absolutely has to be a non-profit performance. If the

I don’t disagree. HOWEVER there is a bit of a chicken/egg phenomenon happening here. Sometimes you can’t watch the women’s game on TV because it is not being shown. Therefore of course it is not going to get revenue dollars because it is not getting any exposure. Then we can point to their lack of revenue dollars as

Oh I named mine. Leroy. I have no idea why. But I’m working on writing a monologue that’s a love letter to Leroy. Inspired by a comedian I saw who also named her IUD, and who said, “If I ever get pregnant, I will know that child is THE ONE, because he has already won the battle against the machine.”

Yeah, as you stated, I have roughly 1000 stories of this. It maybe worked the first few times but has not worked since I was 19 or so, and more importantly, really makes me think the guy is an asshole and ruins every shot he might have had with me to begin with, so DUDES. STOP DOING THIS.

Um, do we know each other? I was ranting about this on a road trip with my friends from Seattle to Mt. Rainier a few weeks back. Like, somewhere in the South, I will maaaaaybe allow it somewhere in your house if you have it as a tribute to someone who fought on that side of the war or something, but we’re still

As someone who has worked both in hotels and movie theaters, I would happily oblige.

10/10 would still have sex with Billy Corgan