You beat me to it. When my friend from NYC came to visit Seattle a few months ago, he said, "Why does every dude in this town look like Macklemore?" I just shrugged and said, "Let's go pop some tags."

That haircut basically looks like Macklemore's haircut and I hate to break it to you, but every white dude in Seattle has had it for about 3 years.

So does everyone who has ever smoked marijuana.

What I'm thinking as I watch every FOX commentator freak out:

Ok, so I am only 25-50% hippie, and I don't really believe in astrology or 95% of what the people are saying above. However, I do believe that things are all connected in the universe, nature is important, lunar cycles have at least some marginal effect on people, yadda yadda yadda. I give that intro to ask this…

This is why I am the worst at rooting for sports things.

Word.

I vote for Blue Moon only because beer is superior to wine. The type of beer and type of wine that made it are absurd. If it was IPA or even PBR vs. red wine, I might agree with the match up.

Two words for you: Bloody Mary.

I am still on team Dogfish Head. I'm just saying I understand the appeal of Blue Moon.

AM I THE ONLY GOD DAMN PERSON WHO HATES CHAMPAGNE? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I just found out yesterday that Rick Perry shares my birthday, and it made me extremely upset.

Because Blue Moon is the best of shitty beers. It is available everywhere and yet not bad to drink. Conundrum. I guess we can't all be snobby IPA elitists... :_(

If you think Blue Moon is anywhere near on fuckin par with Dogfish Head in terms of beer nerd status, I LAUGH AT YOU. I LAUGH AT YOU AND THEN DANCE ON BLUE MOON'S GRAVE!!!

Don't question. There's 0 logic. I used to live a few blocks from that church and would walk by it to get on the subway every day. The signs are pretty much nonsense that no one in the neighborhood ever seemed to really understand.

This was my FAVORITE book when I was a kid!!! The trailer does not look as fantastic as I would expect, but it's kind of a short teaser and the movie is still in production, so I'll keep my hopes up as of now.

Things I've had to explain to the girls I nanny:

I was wondering the same exact thing.