melipirate
cockblocktopus
melipirate

Yes, but diminishing the value of someone saying something so relevant and inspiring to so many people is not doing anyone any favors. I feel like a lot of straight people want, like, a pat on the back for being good allies but then are like "this doesn't really matter to me." Well it matters to others. It is better

DTMFA.

To play devil's advocate (even though I 100% agree with you), I also think a chunk of the "why is this news?" crowd are people who are actually huge advocates (or at least think they are), and are saying this as a way to be like "oooohhhh, well I am just soooo progressive that it doesn't matter to me if someone is gay

Not sure why this is a news story. I worked in movie theaters for years and this happens all the time. People see dollar signs and when they can release a film wider, they do.

I did that this weekend! Except it was for the Children's Tumor Foundation and Tom Hardy was not there. But it was still super fun.

DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200, CAUSE YOU'RE GIVING AWAY YOUR VAGINA FOR FREE.

Your grandmother sounds way cooler than my grandmother, who is definitely racist, homophobic, and I don't think has had sex since her husband died in 1970. I wish I could capitalize numbers, because 1970!!!

I poop like clockwork after 9 miles. That usually cleans me out though- I don't understand people that need to poop multiple times, but I've also never done more than a half marathon. I haven't run much since I really changed my diet either, so maybe that will be different now.

My mom just asked when grandkids are coming and I said, "Well my IUD is good until I'm 37 so roughly then, unless I decide to adopt..."

Wow. I, uh, didn't really expect anything new to be added to this dead debate. But... dude certainly added something new. What it is, I'm not quite sure. But it's definitely something.

Well, yeah, the ole tinker stinker.

As long as that sexist as fuck Volkswagen commercial didn't win shit, I'm happy.

"A couple of"??? I count 6.

She could also just order those salads without chicken. Not difficult.

No, the real winner of the Super Bowl still was and will always be my Seattle Seahawks. Ka-kawwww!

Aaaahhh. So much gorgeousness in one lady. It's actually absurd.

I couldn't make it all the way through the video without succumbing to RRRAAAAAAGE.