Firstly, it’s not a real party unless the cops get called at some point.

They had a right to call the cops about noise. The cop didn’t have the right to make an arrest, especially given she had already complied.

One person does not an institution make. I hope you are going to court for this.

This man has hot legs. You’re an idiot.

Can’t. Stop. Watching.

a cinematic interpretation of my face reading this

Sorry I just wanted to see more of him without a shirt.