1) The name Goldie is amazing (because it evokes Goldie Hawn, who I adore), so I may have to co-opt it for a future child — it’s okay, right, since our kids will likely never be in the same preschool?

I feel like you people are not talking enough about how beguiling my child is and talking too much about how to reinterpret an exchange about a chair that two adults already interpreted for you. Trust us that in the moment it felt like a very weird question given there wasn’t even a third chair at the table to begin…