HI TABATHA! (or Tabatha's husband/friend/whatever!)

Your screen name is obviously ironic as you're not interested in facts at all. You're actually just a troll aren't you?

Don't forget Gilmer's (the real first place winner) comments I read in a newspaper article that she doesn't remember seeing Hamilton ever, even though the splits would have placed Hamilton seconds behind her at the half but blazing past her in the (relatively empty) second half.

Is that you Tabatha?

I'm much more upset with this sentence than any aspect of the runner's alleged cheating...

lol... a 17 minute negative split is "pacing".

No the lesson to kids is more: don't cheat, you might get caught, and your name will be "mud" all over the internet. Her strong "finish" at the end would have required her to run the half-marathon at a time faster than the best marathoner in the world. Her last marathon time was over 6 hours. Yet when asked if…

They checked the photos and found this image of her running the second half:

Yeah and that's not body snark. Beautiful woman. But that is not a body that runs that fast.

That was an amazing humble brag. lol.

My best friend ran a half marathon this weekend, but she had originally signed up to run the full marathon. The announcer incorrectly declared her the winner of the full marathon, not realizing the unlikely scenario that she had beat the world record by a full 15 minutes... It actually took my friend some time to…

That is not a 2:55 marathoner. She's not even wearing racing flats.

This has got to be a troll, right?

No need to look at past results, just look at the lack of definition in her legs:

Spend the $25 to get an actual photo of her from MarathonFoto. This is her in a Baltimore Running Festival race last year:

Ah, now I get it. Now I understand how we've incarcerated 1% of our population here in the Land of the Free and home of the Don't Take My Free.

Negative splits are plausible. 55 minute 1/2 marathon is not.

lol..... jail time.....

There is zero chance an amateur runner ran the 2nd half of a sub-3 hour marathon 17 minutes faster than the first. ZERO.

So your theory is that we posted it today and then UConn traveled through time to yesterday so they could issue a release announcing the suspension?