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The Chive is where basic dudebros who can't figure out Reddit go.

Will there be 38 divorces in 38 countries?

I don't think satire means what fratbro thinks it means.

It really says everything that, in the author's point of view, "everyone" means men. He doesn't even see women as people.

So from this part: " Here's a quick reality check: everyone — from Bill Clinton to your grandfather to every Greek organization in the nation does the same old stuff, just as they have been for the entirety of human history."

Dude if that looks belongs to her husband alone I have fucked her husband like, 12 times.

Remember before the Internet when people just fucking proposed with a goddamn ring in a champagne glass/piece of chocolate cake/etc.?

Can I mention how lucky I am to have a man who made me wait at a spot at Glacier National Park for 5 minutes for 4 other people to leave in order to ask me, quietly, to marry him. No videos, no cameras, no audience. I am lucky.

My husband, not overly sentimental, says to me on Sunday "Aww, did you see that latest proposal video? It's cute."

This woman is so beautiful she almost hurts to look at. That said, this song is awful. The chorus is awful awful.

You're right.

I just want to be sure I'm following this.

We're gonna need a bigger cross.

Christian Martyr Syndrome.

Counterpoint:

I actually think it's a beautiful photo. Better than the one used in this post. Maybe Mirjana liked it?