Nah, you can have immense respect for the work defense lawyers do and understand why zealous defense is crucial to the functioning of our legal system and still scoff at hack lawyers pushing out slut-shaming press releases for public relations purposes.

I didn't understand that sentence at all. Be more careful how, exactly? Grow eyes in the back of your skull?

That can happen to anybody, so you have to be more careful.

How did you make it to your age with no heart?

What is UP with those fingers?? Why is the ring finger coming out there? Why is there a ridiculous amount of space between the pinkie and the ring? WTF is with that shading on the palm??

Judge it on it's artistic merit. Is the anatomy correct? Has the artist draped the beads properly and is gravity taken into account? Has the artist taken the surface contours into consideration and corrected for this? The whole thing is a hot mess and on the level of a doodle during a boring lecture.

I almost never judge the tattoo itself, but I have no problem calling out shoddy execution. My brother and I have the same tattoo, but we had different artists. His is bolder but not as sharp, mine is CRISP but a little fainter. My uncle once asked me if the artist had a few drinks after doing mine, before my…

The fact that it doesn't look like an actual hand/claw for starters. WHERE DID THE KNUCKLE BONE GO?

Oh, but that is where you are wrong. I judge other people's tattoos all the time. As I'm sure they do mine. It's fun, try it.

Must...not...judge...other people's...tattoos...

I've only got the one tattoo, so I'm no expert. I mean, maybe there's a good reason that Lady Gaga's bare ass has to be fully exposed while the artist works on her upper back. Maybe.

You know, I'm all about giving your kid a mix of masculine and feminine names. Gives them a lot of leeway in terms of how their gender identity develops. Congrats Mila and Ashton!

Gaga's tattoo looks more like a #Crustacean4Life

It's surprisingly painless to boycott the NFL, on Thursday nights.

I don't get it. I watched the only season and movie on Netflix a year or two ago, and it was alright. Not a bad TV show or anything, but I have no clue why it is considered a cult classic.

You know, I allow for emotional distress here.

It's blatant medical malpractice because the company switched up the sperm vials. Do you really not want the company held accountable because they fucked up at their job?

I think it's sue-worthy without the race issue involved. You can't run a business like a sperm bank and go mixing vials up. Fuck them! How hard is it to match a vial sticker with a number and place it with the right people? Give me a break.

If she's suing for the funds it will take to relocate her family and keep them afloat until new jobs are found, I'll allow it. That seems like an expense that is necessary for this child's well-being that would not have been necessary but for the mixup. If she's suing for emotional distress, she can get bent.