Apparently you haven't lived unless you've had it straight from the tree. Next time I'm thirsty, I'll hop on a plane.

I'm so indifferent to her. I have no idea why

Damn. Another one.

Dog Gif Post!

You're laying it on thick lately with the cute. All because you're leaving us, I'm sure.

I'm gleefully waiting to hate-watch her performance. Lisa Frank meets football.

THANK YOU. Bought some a while back having been told it was a great hangover cure, and it is nastay.

This campaign will greatly upset the rabid anti pap freakazoids. (Women Against Stirrups... And husbands who think only sex perverts become gynecologists.) It's a hate read and a half I tells ya.

This just reminds me to refill my Valtrex prescription.

I'm gonna Hate all over this and say it's just the usual crop of narcissists finding a "good cause" for their displaying themselves. It's like a couple of years ago when every attention-whore with a Facebook account was making versions of the "No H8" ad.

I did this already this morning sans selfie! I got lip stain on my shoulder (shoulder?) because I'm good at bodies.

Wait until they go full Domino's and show a bowel in leather and bondage.

Cannot. Breathe. Dying. Halp.

That's why I call "The Double Down" a Number Two.

Less accurate.

KFC: we'll treat your impaction for less than anyone!