I've got this awesome hippie Wiccan facebook friend, and she posted a link to an article about vaginal steaming the other day, and no lie, Facebook's top "suggested link" underneath my friend's post was a link to a food.com recipe for steamed clams.

This sounds like an excellent way to get an infection.

Someone needs to explain to me how the steam reaches my damn uterus. I live in LA and just want to DRIVE BY this place, or maybe stand outside and point at people and giggle. I see why Gwyneth needs this. All those cleanses have left her feeling, you know, unclean.

He was beyond driven... into other women's vaginas.

You're so totally over your ex that you wrote a letter to them about it and cc'd the Internet?

Glitter bomb.

Open letter to various;

Perfect form and gif usage.

It was about Uncle Joey!

I wrote to the new girlfriend once (right before going to court for a restraining order because he was sending me death threats) and told her to run. I should've added details because obviously she did not believe me and she would've thought I was crazy anyway.

An open letter to anyone who will listen:

An open letter to my ex,

How to write an open letter to your ex: Be Alanis Morisette, put it in song form, never tell anyone who your ex is. Get real bitter with it!

How about just moving the fuck along? Unless someone maimed you, killed you or ruined your credit, just forget about it.

An Open Letter to My Ex's Wife:

It's a good thing.

Your move, Paltrow.

She sends them to Gwyneth Paltrow.