I swear I can't overstate how much I agree with you. I'm very lucky that I have income separate from stripping cuz' it's rough out here. I also happen to live in an area of the country that is not great for dancers. With regards to the class action lawsuit a couple of my dancer friends have done it and since some of…

Rebecca is leaving? When? Where is she going? *sobs*

The VIP thing is so true. I feel you 100% on that. I don't care if someone else wants to fuck for $$$ but a) don't do it at the club and b) if you are gonna do it charge astronomical amounts of $$$ cuz' it's kinda hard to sell a $25 lap dance when a customer can get a blowjob for the same amount. That's the kind of…

I do forum based tech support for a living, let me run this through my batshit-to-logic converter and see what happens.

I think he's saying that feminists should hate football and that drinking is awesome.

The mental health provider that my union contracts with (as an animal control employee) also contracts with CPS. One of the counselors told us that many of the CPS caseworkers, investigators, etc. are their most frequent clients, that they'll come in and just run through all of the horrendous things they've seen…

It's hard. I'm in a DA office and we mainly handle sexual abuse cases. I've been having nightmares about a case I was working on and it wasn't very violent or anything. You see the same evidence over and over again. You memorize it. You know what the witnesses said, how they felt, what happened. I'm still trying to…

I agree. Now that there are all of the new sub-categories or whatever of Jezebel and Gawker, there should be one just for horrible stories or something. Or have some kind of title that notifies us that we shouldn't read the article unless we're prepared for disturbing content. I come to Jezebel to learn but it's also…

I got my first child sexual abuse case today. I've been very depressed about it all day. And then I get home and read this. I can't even. I'm just glad I'm not at the branch handling this case because it's literally the worst thing I've ever heard.

Ladies and gentlemen, now this is a rare occurrence. Sshh— nobody move, or you might miss this incredible moment where we can see Kanye smiling.

Kris Jenner's outfit is probably pretty see through by Omish standards.

Do you want me to send the paramedics to your house after they leave mine?

1. The Deadspin commenters won everything on the whole texts from Jay Cutler thing.

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& here is tom hiddleston with chris hemsworth's baby

God is such a flip flopper. In 1890 He changed his mind about polygamy.

"I believe...that in 1978 God changed his mind about Black people"

"need you home a sap"