Fair enough. What concerns me is that potentially there was once some scientist trying to impress a girl who thought "I'll name a yeast after her!".

Candida is also an actual name.

I have managed to improvise something at just about every place I've ever lived for the last twenty years. You are welcome to email me at nightcabbie@gmail.com if you want what help I can give.

Yes, they are amazing, and hardly anyone knows about them.

By the way, I'm dirt poor and live in a rental apartment, and I still managed to come up with something for them! I have a back door with a tiny porch while the people above me have a big deck. So I closed in the porch and the area under their deck with fencing wire. The dining room window is always partly open, with…

I just googled what a central vacuum is.. And I want one! And to own a home to put it in... !!!!!!

Yeah, I don't think someone who goes to this much trouble for their cats would not go to the trouble of finding out which houseplants were toxic for them, of which there were a couple in their ersatz forms.

Silk plants. Look closely at the photos on Catster.

Yeah, screw the Roombas, I'd want a central vacuum. Those are so light and convenient to use that you can just open the slide so the suction isn't so strong and dust just about everydamnthing with them.

I went to HS with a girl named Candida. Yikes.

I think these cats are probably A-okay, but I understand the sentiment. I was heavily involved with a high kill shelter and ended up with 4 dogs in our 2000 square foot house. I thought everything was good, except for some minor flares, but as the older two dogs have passed, I've discovered new personality traits in…

This... this is my dream life.

He's in a relationship with 13 other twink-ish men, but you would never be able to tell due to the clever system of tunnels and catwalks that allow them to run throughout the house.

Ahhh okay. still curious as to which is which, though i'm guessing Manuel is the business partner? But then Manuel is the one sitting next to Cohen at the end.

If you think we'll be satiated by elaborate playgrounds you are sorely mistaken. Don't conflate our temporary amusement with a lack of resolve.

I think he was overtaken by his cats. Unless he is a cat, in which case he has been hard at work doing top-secret catting projects.

where is Mr X car overlord??

On behalf of all cats may I offer you a non-apology...I'm sorry you feel that way.

I will spare this man when I rule over all as a benevolent cat dictator.

My sinuses are flaring up just by looking at that. So awesome. So adorable. So...much cat dander.