LOL @ "escroto" WHY would you do that to your child?!! que lastima!!!

I've seen some pretty unique names at school. Whatever someone else may think, those names are chosen with love. I think there's a mighty fine line when people laugh at some of these names. I'm not directing this at you personally, but at anyone who is about to trot out the old urban legend about how their friend's…

I can't believe I checked snopes to see if this was true.

Talk to any elementary school teacher and they can vouch to the ridiculousness of parents today. My mom had a Female. Fa-mah-lee. And pretty much every higher end car. Mercedes, Lexus, Porsche...

A couple of years ago there was a law in my state banning a list of "offensive" names, it was later rules by the national goverment unconstitutional to ban names. The list was actually hilarious.

Oh look I found it!

all i'm thinking is "omg infectionsinfectionsinfectionsinfections". noooo. especially because that is a bikram studio...

Lol, rank is not a word that I hear much outside my Caribbean family.

Bring me the minion.

That cat looks a spitting image of my Keith. Totally saving that for future (ab)use.

I don't know what cat that is... but he/she is a damn badass.

I'm only a US citizen and here, I'm second class (and a woman!). The guys aiming for the kitten in their Escalade looked Kuwaiti.

Green olives, banana peppers and feta cheese is what my friends and I call "salty dog" pizza. Salty dog is NECESSARY whenever we're all back in our college town and can get it from the correct place. Goes down excellently with a six pack and nostalgia.

I'm very, VERY impressed that you didn't choke a bitch. Glad to hear the kitten was ok. Jeez; how low can you go?

Ill never listen to Brown Eyes the same way again

Where I live there are a lot of stray animals. I see mainly cats as dogs are considered the US equivalent of a rat.

#DefendingOlivesOnPizza

I'm just going to leave this here as a general point of life advice, one that clearly this gentleman follows as adorkably as possible.

I hate you. Olives forever!

Free order of breadstix for this guy. And a coke or something.