"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we…

I'll bet you're right. Another customer might say, "Charge me whatever," or something, but he actually gave them an equivalent item to charge for. That's an extra step that would not occur to most people unless they've worked a food-business register themselves.

Especially considering Janelle brought him some free issues of The Watchtower when she returned.

That guy definitely works/ worked in hospitality himself, only a person who has been there themselves would consider the importance of the extra topping fee.

I grew up when all these diseases were rampant. Polio was still around too, but I got my first dose of vaccine in second grade. They were awful illnesses. Why any parent would want to risk their child potentially having any of them if it can be prevented, is beyond me.

I need to print this out and leave copies all over my chiropractor s office. She takes her unvaccinated kids to Disney world multiple times per year... yep. Breathe that wonderful airplane air, touch those seats, cry on those tea cups, put your preventable diseased hands and snot and fluids, and breath all over those…

I'd give the person the upgraded ingredient for no extra charge for that incredibly considerate/OCD spiel. I might even just straight up pay for their pizza.

It's a small world after all

When I first read this comment I was thinking "Who is Amber? What did she hear? What does it have to do with Johnny Depp sexting?" Like, I understood each word individually, but strung together in your construction, they just didn't make sense. After reading some other replies I realized Amber Heard is a human being,…

Once in the BK drivethru they gave me extra food I hadn't ordered and my friend was basically foaming at the mouth screaming for me to keep it and drive off. Her reaction was so crazy I returned it and I think that is what killed our friendship. Later I thought about it and you know they had to throw that food away…

Gwyneth, texting your assistant to tell them to pick you up some red lingerie made from organic cotton hand-spun by yoga masters and sold in an exclusive Manhattan boutique for $5799 does not qualify as "sexing".

And boy was he embarrassed when they got out.

But does The Grimace acknowledge the statute of limitations?

To the GOP.

These individual policies are for people they know. The laws they write are for the rest of America. They don't give a fuck about the rest of America.

Either a set up or an episode of "What Would You Do?"