Hold fast, the statute of limitations will expire soon enough.

Didn't this also happen last year at a McDonald's?

Related: a couple years ago I ordered 2 double cheeseburgers at a BK and they accidentally put 3 in the bag. I didn't return the burger. Whenever I see cops I have to hide my face from them because they're probably looking for me and that burger.

I wonder if the five-free-meals deal will be honored by the new manager who will be taking over that restaurant with swift immediacy?

Five free meals. That's kinda of low.

My fav lines:

She made me laugh so hard. She's always so consistent and - OH GOD I'M SORRY! MY DAD IS DEAD HE DIED TEN YEARS AGO I'M SO SORRYYYYYYYYYYYY

I'm kind of amazed that someone like her, who undoubtedly considers herself in some way sophisticated, is totally unashamed of being so public with the fact that she will buy any goddamn overpriced nonsense that is marketed it at the "low IQ rich lady" demographic. I guess she just isn't very bright or self-aware.

I think that's colloquially known as queefing, son.

I thought it was when you queef.

I think it's that sound you make when you realize the dog's been watching you go at it the whole time.

Go big, spring for dark Lindt for three bucks.

but sex bark is Artisanal! !!

I thought a Sex Bark is the noise one makes when "it slips into the wrong hole on accident".

Gwyneth's love potion candy costs $108 before you add in the pantry ingredients (ghee, coconut oil, honey.) I can get a giant Hershey bar and get down with my hubby for a lot less.

"Whoever gets to date me"

Stassa I can't tell you how much I appreciate you posting dirt bag before noon <3 <3 <3 <3

"Oh honey." was created for this kind of comment.

Leave it to Gwyneth to monetize homeopathic roofies.

Yeah. THIS. don't know why more people don't know how awful she is.