I will watch this. I had no interest, until I read the TV news headline: WHITE WOMEN FOUND and then the smaller "Hispanic Woman Also Found". Genius.

Brendan Fraser thinks your concept is derivative, but he's too polite to say.

Stuff like this makes me grin. Sometimes my dog will interrupt a video chat between me and my wife and he is always so confused, yet excited, to see and hear me. He'll always cock his head over to one side until it's almost vertical, then bark and whimper and wag. He's a doofus but I love him.

My pup found herself in the mirror about a month ago. She spent two days like this any time she was in the bedroom. Just quietly growling and watching herself.

I didn't have a tv in the house when I got my dog, and one time I was watching the Westminster dog show on YouTube and decided to show my own dog, who was ENTHRALLED. Like, a dog would run up toward the camera, and then across the screen, and then away offscreen...and she would look around the room for it, holy shit…

Did the cat like to dance their cares away?

I had a cat that loved to watch Fraggle Rock.

Right at the end:

I'm always glad to see a fellow God-fearing Christian woman embracing her femininity and her place in society! I'll pray that God blesses you with several dozen more children!

I knew all the words! For my 8th grade American history class, we had to write a encyclopedic paragraph for every single thing in the song. A full decade before Wikipedia. I procrastinated until the day before and failed the project. Because it was a full decade before Wikipedia.

Burt welcome back.

I wish I could give this a bonus star just for "former daughter."

Oh shit! Is that what they're for??? I was using them as tampons. Oh well, back to making dinner.

And for jotting those little "I love you, you can do it!" notes to put in hubby's lunch!! Those big man pens were just too heavy for my dainty hands.

Sounds like you're a great guy - I trust you got your ladies those pastel Bic pens for the holidays? Because honestly, every gal needs one. Helps so much with grocery lists.

I can't think of anything more disgusting than saving a penny. Let the pennies save themselves, I say. Let them roll out from under those snack machines, and couch cushions and fend for themselves. Stop relying on hard working Americans to come along and drop you safely in our star spangled pockets! We keep saving…