Can we just go ahead and officially rechristen her "Breadbags Pigcutter"? It'll save time.

And the dirty sweat of her brow bags.

Castrated hogs WITH HER TEETH.

The hell with shoes — how much to buy those Iowa children a copy of Lou Reed's Transformer and a bus ticket to Rockford?

I don't get it. Do the Republicans have any candidates that aren't fucking awful that they throw Joni Ernst out there?

Failed policies like Obamacare.

No flag pin? NO FLAG PIN????

Pretty much nothing she said was of value. Okay, you wanna talk about your priorities? Fine. But at least DO that. This was just a bunch of "nice sounding" bullshit - like, even more bullshit than these speeches are in general. No one fucking cares about your part time job in high school or your bread bag shoes.

Holy god, that was the most canned, rehearsed-sounding speech I've heard in a long while. The tone and cadence were pure Sally Struthers PSA. I kept expecting her to tell us that for just pennies a day, we could ensure that poor Iowa school children would have more than one pair of shoes.

It really does not matter who gives the Republican response, what their words are, or how they say them. You could have a human-sized bag of flour just stand there for five minutes and Republicans would still praise it as giving a better speech than Obama. Partisanship and ideology make everything, including talking,…

They needed to use the whole pic.

Her hand got puffy from bitch-slapping so many haters.

Like I give a fuck...

Fox didn't change the filter they use to make Boehner look human instead of like a rotting tangerine.

I couldn't imagine having to sit through as many State of the Union adresses as RBG has sat through. She could take a pillow in with her for all I care.

R.B.G. can do whatever the fuck she wants.

#NotAllCancer

She's probably going to do the crossword during the Republican response.