Yep. It was so perfect for their programming that they couldn't even wait for his sentencing. I've kind of been in to their "high class" stuff lately. If you haven't tried it, watch "A Crime to Remember". It's notorious crimes from the 40s, 50s, 60s. So well done. So good.

She gave me a copy of Emily Post's Wedding Etiquette for a gift.

Double truth. A wedding is a social mine field. I didn't have any bridesmaids at my DIY super casual thing, accept my best friends who were flying across the country sort of understood themselves to be bridesmaids anyway and bugged the heck out of me until I approved their outfits, and then one of them, when I…

So if he told all of these people, why didn't any of them tell HER? oh the humanity

Cue the BDSM people flooding this article to inform us this isn't real BDSM. #kinkpositive #MasterNope #50ShadesofShite

Yaaaaassss...I was thinking this story sounded familiar. I just can't picture a story involving a hit man and a sex dungeon that didn't get the ID/Lifetime treatment, you know?

Ain't got time for glass.

I would now like to take the opportunity to remind everyone of the time Bobby Jindal delivered the State of the Union Response and American discovered that he sounds exactly like Kenneth the Page. That is all.

My uncle's wedding was over 13 years ago, and my (WASP-y) grandmother still complains about parts of it. For every aspect of a wedding, there WILL be one person who doesn't like it. You can't please all the people all the time.

They did it last year. Watched it a few months ago. I think it's called "Deadly Sins."

Sexmonsterism aside, how could you possibly take a "Master Bob" seriously? That sounds like the wig you're supposed to copy on your first week of barber school.

I mean I know it's a little early, but after the incest article and then this...

I will eagerly await his fictionalized portrayal by some random male model on the ID Network.

OK, let me guess, you're the sister.

oh gawd. every time I watch a video of the US conservatives it feels like I am being pranked. Is this for real? Real real? I can't believe it. How is that possible..?

Truth. Literally everything about a wedding offends someone. I mean, we got in a huge fight with my in-laws over the seating chart of all things.

Because I really hope someone isn't willing to potentially throw their career away for a decent lay. I would hope it was at least mind-blowing.

I figured she was assuming there was a love connection since apparently this guy was willing to risk his payment and his reputation over it. Hopefully it was more than just solid good fun.

when life gives you lemons, poison the wedding party.

I'm not having bridesmaids. I decided that a long time ago. It's unnecessary, it can look tacky, nobody likes their dress or the color and you just save them the money and responsibilities in the end if you don't have them, plus, you don't hurt people's feelings if you don't include them. My sister's best friend had…