Remember when Poison Ivy was getting a tattoo and Darlene asked the biker tattoo artist is he is going to sanitize that and he spit liquor on her leg? That really happened right?

Oh good. I guess that's at least one not-also-insane person. :)

Remember when this movie was called The Crush and starred Alicia Silverstone?

If that food poisoning one is actually true, then that's awful. Her and the bride had a problem, and a bunch of wedding guests had to suffer because of that? Yikes.

Bless you, Anna, for reminding me that this exists.

You know how when you're supposed to be excited about something and you're not, you go a bit overboard because you are faking it? This.

I mean, I'm fairly certain Asian people all brood in the shower. No sparkles, just brooding, and checking themselves out. Or is that just the dudes?

she is in shambles now. is their marriage sponsored by balmain?

Too drunk to "form an intent" to rape.

fuckers

that isn't how I shower, but it is how I get dressed.

i didnt even know jeremy renner was in american hustle

Don't change a thing about yourself!*

thanks a bunch, just wasted a half hour trying to find Sailor Moon transformation gifs at work, now I will never get that half hour or job back :'(((

So word on the street is that Naya Rivera will probably be replacing Rosie Perez for good on The View, which explains why she was hosting lately. I mean, it doesn't make any difference to me because I avoid that show like the plague anyway. So.

Most excessive showering is due to shame, not ethnicity.

Of course not, I shower like this:

Seriously, how do you think we shower, magic? Transforming like Sailor Moon?