I just posted that I looked at a car there and they were super sleazy, I had bad vibes the whole time.

I looked at a car there last month and regretted it. Super bro-y. The salesman kept disappearing, leaving me waiting at the desk for at least five minutes at a time, even when I just asked for a business card. He and his manager tried every trick in the book to keep from giving me a price. I eventually gave them a…

Pizza guy.

Don't bite the hand that brings pizza to your lazy ass.

Ugh. The life of the food delivery driver...I have definitely been there. And people wonder why pizza is so expensive now...

To the people harassing the pizza guy:

Technically, she cheated on him and he dumped her. But it fits my narrative/joke to say she passed him on like last season's shoes. Add to that, she's all about recycling and....we gots us a new version of the story.

I thought Paltrow sent Brad because she was done with him?

Oh, I think he's definitely a step (or four) up from John Mayer. I hope so, for her sake, anyway.

Wellllll, not THIS quote. But I read something the other day that was much more involved and did seem to suggest she "lost" him and that he sent her Justin Theroux to make up for his untimely death. Oy.

It's still probably hurtful to hear another woman, and a very famous one at that, talk about your dead husband being the love of her life, regardless of whether she wants him back or not. Jennifer Aniston's love life is a favorite topic of the tabloids, and her mentioning Daniel McDonald is certified to get the man's…

on our show, it's called a Goddess Cup.

I always feel like the act of cutting off a woman's hair is somehow really super, extra creepy. It's not violent, but it's almost like, "I'm doing this to take away your pride and to subvert the beauty I ultimately think you need taken from you. I would slash your face, but you know, then I'd go to jail and people…

... You ALMOST got me...

That is fucking intriguing! Thank you!

SERIOUSLY. TRIGGER WARNING EVERY BIBER PEENIE SELFIE FOR VOMIT NEXT TIME!

Shush.

Given that that's his sister & he's likely spent his entire life around her, OP's husband has probably seen her do some serious shit to have this not even register with him. Did they come from a family of means or social influence? I'd start digging for local cold cases - this crazy bitch might have murdered someone.