Never has this gif more perfectly captured my response upon reading an article. *shudder*

CAN EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS MORON'S DICK, PLEASE?

I FOUND IT

you dont fuck with a woman's hair. if i was a juror on your assault and battery case, i would not need to hear anything further. beat down deserved.

If it were me, police would definitely be called. Because police are trained first responders, and bitch would need some serious first aid after I was finished.

I know, right? In my fam we settle things the mature way. With farts and by hiding important things from one another.

I'm pretty sure that a beat down was in order. Maybe it's because I'm black and our hair is an issue dejour, but I would have beat the shit out of her. And my (fictitious) husband probably would have understood and been okay with said beatdown of his sister. I don't get why anyone would think that it's okay to cut…

Well, ummm... I guess every time the gods close a door, they open a sewage main.

If she's taking a nap upstairs at her SIL and BIL's house while the adults are watching TV, that tells me she and her husband don't have kids. That's great news. She can divorce the guy and be rid of him and his crazy sister, because he is also a nut job if he thinks his sister's behavior is remotely acceptable.

I compete every single day! This is an honor.

hoo..r..aayy??..........???????

Gold medal winner in the Depressing Headline Olympics.

My step-mother plays weddings and she said a really popular song this summer was "Call Me Maybe."

hahahah I love your name.

The funny thing, is that I used to think I was pretty 'freaky', 'kinky' open-minded. I realized after this gig I am totally vanilla, boring, unoriginal and yes not so much freaky. I'm an out-right prude compared to the things discussed and asked for (and that are really going on in the world.) It truly is amazing what…

I'm late to the party, but I have to give you a star because of the gloriousness of WhitneyHouston'sDoodieBubble, and your comment. Oh, HELL YES!

My sister just reminded me that in addition to the above, a) she threw the bachelorette party and b) they got married on her birthday.

Maybe she wants her salad tossed.

5 baths a day? Jesus that's so excessive.