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I know absolutely nothing about him, but in my expert opinion he seems like the type of guy who would agree with/support that joke.

it was an opi bottle, with the lettering and everything! It smelled... Not opi (if that makes sense) so I googled and found out how to tell fakes.

Yeah, that's what I thought: a South Korean-American making fun of a North Korean just after the North Koreans threatened America for making fun of them. It made me cringe, but as satire, it was pretty good.

I never realized I wanted a 9 to 5 sequel until right now!

Stop looking like young Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford. It's getting weird.

The Linklater and Clooney jokes killed me...

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Except Fey and Poehler were doing Cosby jokes back when he was still America's dad and not America's creepy uncle. They're the reason the lion is limping in the first place.

It could be argued that any real comedian worth the job would HAVE to make a Cosby joke this year. Louie CK would make a Cosby joke or at least a rape joke. Patton Oswalt would. Safe comedians like Seth Meyer and Jimmy Fallon wouldn't, but that's to be expected. They aren't funny, at least not in respect to their

The Cosby stuff didn't really knock me over but they didn't give TWO FUCKS and I loved it. Major kudos for not keeping a lid on it.

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"Oh, you're at the Golden Globes? How nice. I'm Martha Stewart, and I'm attending the National Retail Foundation

i know i hate it. i can only watch so many weed docs. like I'm already on board with weed you don't need to tell me how much money it makes or how shockingly safe it is. theres nothing new i can learn. and the lame scare tactics just make my heart palpitate at this point. i think its pretty funny how everything has to

I'm I've been waiting for their opening for weeks. And they did not disappoint. Brava, Amy & Tina. Brava.

Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.

I seriously bust out laughing so hard at the Clooney joke. So much better than the Cosby joke, which Fey already did on Weekend Update all those years ago. But the Cosby joke was about the courage in presenting it in the first place, so I'm totally behind that, too. :)

Watching with my dad and grandma. G-ma keeps asking me who everyone is while my father feels compelled to comment on every female star's weight....so this discussion is all I've got. Thank you

Good thing he's an ex.

Once saw a restaurant review in the NYT for a Spanish place - "The only good Spanish food is in Spain" - then lists his illustrious food experience in Spain. Dude just start a narcissism blog

From what I could tell, the cheeses were not exotic and fancypants enough for him. One of his related complaints was that they only offered one goat cheese with the plate instead of a "fresh and smoked goat cheese as I expected."