"cheese plate didn't really challenge me."

Whenever I start thinking the world is getting too classy for my taste, I just cruise Craig's List and instantly feel much better.

Craigslist is glorious. In Des Moines, there is a woman who cant seem to let her cheatin' ex go either. She posts ad after ad making general allusions to who the guy is and to who the new squeeze is too. Ive been following her messages for awhile now, usually on a Sunday. We should start a list of local Craigslist…

Don't forget about identical Richters!

Side piece or the girlfriend herself who already knows about side piece, has reason to believe there are others, and gave us all a new reason to check the "best of craigslist" from time to time again.

I think it's fair to hate the system when the system is set up to literally extort businesses. Yelp is a crock of shit.

Are there any theories into why Yelp evolved into Douchebag Central? The idea of a centralized site to get unbiased reviews of places is solid. But the majority of the reviews end up being one of two kinds:

Yeah, I know. I have an acquaintance with a restaurant with a significant vegetarian menu. Someone just straight up wrote that everything was made with chicken broth and it was lies and bla bla, based on the idea that this person could apparently "tell the difference" between chicken broth and veggie or faux-chicken…

I actually read shitty reviews while I am on my way to a restaurant, haha, to laugh at them. The real reviews that mean something, I think, are the kind of middle of the road ones - where they are something like, "food was good, but the service was really slow" or something. You can tell that is written by a…

Well, the system is set up so idiots get a sense of superiority. More distressing, actually, is that Yelp's business model is that they essentially sell top spots on their site to businesses that will pay, and (I don't know the details but) I run a business on Yelp and they told me they would get rid of some of our…

"And here is our garden."

I work with people AALLLLLLLLL day. I have a finely developed appreciation for people who take no shit from those people and a keen respect for management that doesn't throw itself into every mud puddle so the customer can walk all over them and their staff. The customer isn't always right. Sometimes the customer is a…

Here's another Notification... but you'll dig it, I SWEAR.

And thank you for the suggestions! I'm always in the mood for new movies/shows, so I'll check it out!

Haha, I have a pretty iron constitution when it comes to horror movies. Although the most scared I've been in recent memory was when I was working an overnight shift at home and watched V/H/S 1 and 2 in the dark by myself. I just locked myself in the computer room and refused to leave.

Nope, same here! I've resigned myself to a life of no sleep. But I sort of cleansed my palet with Life After Beth. Even so, another movie might be in order. AAaaaand it's probably going to be As Above, So Below. Jesus Christmas I don't like myself.

I am experiencing an antibiotic resistent UTI. So now I know what hell is like. :(

No, no. Thank you for the immediate, and obviously, strenuous support.

I am shaking and crying right now. I lived that PSA.