You are not a terrible person. He is.

Oh shit you are so not terrible. The world is a fucking cruel place and lots of people get away with terrible things and go on to live wonderful lives. If someone shitty had something shitty happen to them you are absolutely allowed to freakin laugh and have a dance party over it! Its rare we get some karma.

The only thing I can say is that I am certain you are not terrible.

Hell of a handtruck. Really nice.

I don't think anyone will read this, but here goes:

They aren't stripes. They're Beeeeeeams. I'm the Tower!

THAT IS A NICE HAND TRUCK

Did you explain to her that you were a never-nude? I am starting to think I am one, but only in front of other people... :)

I really want to try a paddleboard class nearby.....but I never see any fat people (like me) out there. It doesn't look too strenuous, I think I could handle it, but....

Everyone I've known who has bragged about their cooking ability and insisted on cooking for me/others has been this guy. This guy has cleaned out my cupboards, wasting all of the food I had on a truly disgusting meal, this guy has ruined my birthday dinner by making us all wait forever for fish and potatoes (yes,…

Congratulations. The best advice that I got when I started teaching? Start out tough. You can always get nicer, but once they thing you're a push over, you're done for! Have a great time. It's the ride of a lifetime!

The host is the only one of them I know - I think her friends and I are very different. I'm expecting fake nails, hair extensions, Kylie Jenner lips.

I think it's considered gauche to wear anything besides a pacifier and footie pajamas.

Man, I've got a few separate thoughts rattling out in my head. Nothing enough for one specific post, so consider this some drabble.

Serious question. You never tip nurses in a doctor's office, right? Well, what about nurses who are doing laser hair removal in a doctor's office? Sort of like a spa treatment. Do you tip? They have little envelopes so they seem to expect it. Yet usually people in tipped professions don't make a very good…

So today my sister took me to this bomb Korean spa where you pay 25 dollars and get to go to all these mineral saunas and stuff. It was all good but what she neglected to tell me(on purpose) was that the woman's section with the hot tubs and showers was naked only. Like a little Korean lady will stop you if you are…

I'm heading off to a baby shower in an hour. Are there rules for what you're supposed to wear? I've only ever been to one, and it was so awful I've blocked it out of my mind.

You guys! I'm freaking out, I have my first English as a Second Language class EVER on monday. I'm a teacher guys, a High School English teacher. *dies*

I've had one day back at college and I already hate it. I'm just so extremely self concious and then I'm in a room full of strangers and I have to make small talk or I'm waiting for a train with a million other students. It doesn't help that my coat is a bit too big and a midi style and everyone else is wearing parkas…

A merry Saturday night to you all. It's stop and go packing, what with the foot hurting, but here's my progress so far. Small totes are paperbacks, Medium totes are trade paperbacks, and the biggin's are the hardcover books. Looking at what's left on the shelves, this is about 60-70% of the total, with mostly…