You know, I think I'm with you on this one. I'm not engaged yet, but it's a pretty foregone conclusion that my boyfriend and I are getting married in the near future.

That was him??!! That was him, wasn't it? Ya he could get it then.

I believe you. Let's try to see the silver lining in this. Maybe she'll go the way of Palin once she's given a big enough platform.

HOLY PIGBALLS ERIN! How in the hell did I never catch that ad?

You caught me! Oh golly, you are such a good feminist. Thank Goddess you are here to point these things out before things got out of hand.

How did banging the caterer go? Was it good solid fun in the end?

I forgot all about that!

I said "Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out". But I was being sarcastic.

I think I starred it for the "WTF" factor.

Hell ya! And remember Poison Ivy? I loved me some Poison Ivy back in the day.

I think another commenter aptly described this behavior as "Machiavellian".

If Naya goes on The View might make it entertaining and watchable again. Just for the fact that I want to hear all the crazy things coming out of her mouth.

Or they wear the buttplugs that have tails coming out the end. So they can pretend to be dogs/horses/cats/iguanas or whatever.

Dude. This Portland is even MORE Portland than Portland. "Oh.... you mean Portland, OR? Sigh. Yeah. Everyone always thinks that, it's a really common mistake because they own televisions. 'Put a bird on it. Ha ha ha.' It's actually really great that no one knows about this Portland yet. This Portland is still weird…

I live not far from the Nike campus. They have that scenic woodland trail that have signs saying "Nike Only. All Others Will Be Shot". I always wonder if Nike employees are only allowed to wear Nike clothing when they go run. And there are always employees out there running. I wonder if Nike forces them to do it, or…

Look at her with her thumbs up next to this poor humiliated little ass. She's a regular Terry Richardson, that one.

I'd rather read your recap of this movie than actually see it! Or maybe I'd go see it, but I'd want you there with me breaking things down. MST3K style. Hopefully it's bad enough that it's good. We need another Showgirls in our lives.

She's cute! Is she still little? I had a grey stumpy tail kitty growing up named Shakespeare that looked a lot like her.

What is this cat that you speak of? Mine are always licking their asses but never manage to get rid of the all the "hitchhikers". I've gone as far as attempting to tidy things up myself but telling a cat "hold still" while messing with it's butthole makes me feel super creepy.