If your husband has a tail.

How much do you want to bet that after the pizza guy left and the laughter subsided, the Ben Frankling looking manager sighed and said "OK guys! That was fun. Now let's get back to fucking people over on these shitty cars!!!"

No! This fits my narrative about Goopyth even BETTER. And it makes the Aniston thing even sadder because Brad was Goop's sloppy seconds and then Angie stole him! She couldn't even hang on to the leftovers.

Goop dumped Brad?!

Or who sent Brad?! Let us never ever forget Brad.

I don't know much about Justin Theroux. Is he a step up or down from John Mayer?

Godless cups for worldly wenches! Awesome.

You are right. It is creepy in these contexts. "Forced Haircuts" is a fetish that I'm aware of but not into (although if consensual I'm not judging). You're right, it is all about power and identity.

NP. If it's something you're considering doing, I highly suggest you find your way over to some cam model forums before you start. A wealth of info for noobs and community that I've found super helpful. I'm not gonna lie, it can take a LOT of work and time to get established.

That whole "Madonna already did it" gripe was so done circa Lady Gaga. And even then it was tired.

Thanks!

IKR? I miss the good ol days when the world wasn't trying to make me pay attention to JBs pee pee.

If it were my SIL, she better hope she never fell asleep again. I've seen Flowers In The Attic. I'd get medieval on her ass.

If SIL cutting my hair is a "2" I don't wanna stick around to found out what "10" is on the dramatic scale.

Thanks : )

Me too. I was a big ol hussy and thought I knew what time it was. I was so wrong.

Smoking fetish? It all depends. You have the basic "I just want to see you smoke a cig". Ideal guy. Some want other things - like pot or vaping. I don't do either. Then you have the sadists. They want you to talk about how unhealthy smoking is, describe your negative symptoms, cough (all while smoking back to back…

Oh yes. I watched them all. Kathy Griffin happened while Whitney and Bobby was happening which made it extra special. I don't have cable right now so I'm really falling behind on the times. But I watched all the reality TV up until a few years ago.

OMG NO!!! That's too funny!