LOL. Might want to rethink that though. Washing too often might throw her off the trail.

Accept no substitutes.

Maybe he's trying his best to lead by example. Like "damn, she's spicy but I can't tell her that. Let me just shower more often and hope she gets the hint".

Kill em' all and let God sort 'em out!

If there were medals of honor for putting up with crazy wedding drama, you would get one.

"Man in The Mirror"?

Right? Not too long ago here, I heard the term "competence porn". It describes shows where everyone is reasonable and talented at what they do and get along well. It's all about solving problems and TCB. I can dig it.

LMAO this is grade A+ passive aggressive awesomeness.

I sure as hell hope they were planning on sharing!

I have to wonder if that's some sort of record right there.

But you have cell phones. You get to have them. You may not realize this ladies, but you got the brass ring. Sure no one will want you after you've outlived your shelf life but try to be grateful.

Etsy Anthropologie

Redskinette, Fox affiliate, AND Bachelor contestant. A feminist trifecta!

Amoruso? To fucking close to Omarosa. Bitch had to go.

I never knew it was a chain until this story. Which is yet another layer of awesomeness! Jamie Lynn is doing a great job advertising Pita Pit. I hope they give her free food for life.

GAH!

I was doing 2 things at once. Leading a double life with college-degree-earned-work and sex work on the side (which helped me pay down school loans) while I was getting out of the entry level part of the pay scale. I made a friend who I got really close with and "came out" to her. Although she promised never to tell…

I stand in solidarity with any worker subjected to 2 months of Christmas music every year. I make a point to mention it to people that I'm so sorry they have to listen to it every day. Glad to know it helps.