Can anyone tell me what Paul is doing after the dunk? It looks like he goes after Green to make some emphatic gesture.

As has been pointed out by a few below, generally speaking, at no time does the clock stop after a made basket in high school basketball, even in the final minutes.

Am I really supposed to take egg-cooking instructions from a guy that had to take two cracks at making toast?

There are few things more indicative of the male ego than the sight of some guy watching 6 other guys try to do something (in this case, drag that tarp over the shortstop dirt), seeing them fail without a hint or progress, then walking over by himself afterwars to give it a go. His mind thinking the whole time: "I…

Thumb? That's barbaric! Using your thumb entails all kinds of mashing and rubbing everything around until friction and adhesion (and probably some other nostril physics) kick in and can drag something worthwhile out.

I especially like the ironic visual of his belly appearing to rest upon the chyron as he is simultaneously exhorting the First lady to get in better shape.

I am loathe to admit this, but thanks to the Troll mentioned above and the resulting focus on Kinja's role in this mess, I have learned about 'following' Gawker writers and other users, and that others might be following me, that I have a Kinja blog.

I love FunBag. Really enjoy Drew's writing. Wait all day for it to show up. But I have to admit that I didn't finish the article today. Nope, I rushed right down to the comments to let everyone know that I skipped the rest of the article (at least for today) because nothing will bring me as much joy as watching that…

If I am not mistaken, the name "Billy-Tom" legally compels him to sport the mullet.

"The boy ultimately tried to fight her off with a broken BB gun and a broom."

Ah, if I had a nickle for every time I have seen the old "my gay psychology major friend made me do it" excuse on Twitter.

I didn't click the link to read the article, but I assume there is a section that covers what to say when your potential new boss responds with "You HAVE got to be shitting me with this, right!?!"

I haven't quite decided whether I like replay (early returns are definitely not favorable) or the new rule about blocking the plate (ambivalent so far), but I am surprised by how little is mentioned on how much these two rules have changed the game.

I like Jose Fernandez as much as the next guy, but this seems more like the headline should be "Tyler Pastornicky's Dash Home Would have been Ballsy and Awesome, Except that Jose Fernandez had no Play at First and Instead Easily Threw Pastornicky Out at The Plate. In Fact, Pastornicky was so Far Off Third, He Likely…

I keep seeing this HBO's-Game-of-Thrones-Hates-Women discussion and I kind of understand the reasoning behind it (especially in the light of our current national debate about women's rights/equal pay/reproductive health/and culture of rape), but I also wonder if there is any real evidence that GoT hate women any more…

Whether or not this play (or any trick play in baseball) is bush league, there is a simple rule that I learned on the second day of Little League: the pitcher can't step on the rubber without the ball. If he's off the rubber before a pitch, you stay on the base.

Add my name to the vast spectrum of soufflé baking, garden tending, candle making men who still practice the hug/back slap so that our certainly authentic hug doesn't turn into an awkwardly stationary slow dance.

Maybe I am missing something, but why would the area 'won' by Durant peak at a mere 40%. The rest of the areas seem to have a fairly explainable difference with regard to the areas near them and a symmetry with the area on the opposite side of the court.

And not to be "that guy", but technically this isn't a Fumblerooski - and is legal - because the ball never touches the ground. It's just a goofy hand-off.

Unfortunately, the one Texan who might have negated the play - #98 OLB Conner Barth - was also the one who was fooled the worst.