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Announcers: Oh my. I say, this seems rather beyond the pale. I am just sick. The dignity of the game doth require a certain level of decorum that should render this folly of a pursuit ...

Got tuned up” is an awesome euphemism for this type of event!

Something terrible must have happened to Tom Ley once upon a time in a cornfield outside of Cedar Rapids for him to bury the lede on this one. I know its not the Red River Shootout, Army-Navy, or the Battle for the Bell (this one, this one, or even this one) but a three-paragraph handjob for a lame rivalry article

He did make solid Contact on that bunt.

Unfortunately, that was one of the more realistic ‘stunts’. The laws of physics, as well as about a dozen deus ex machinas are used and abused to fill the minefield of plot holes in this god-awful, meant-for-Spike-TV movie.

I didn’t want to bring this up, but many people are saying that the USWNT have shown more respect for their opponents than perhaps anyone in the history of soccer.

The effortlessness and confidence she exudes here is undeniable. She doesn’t miss a beat, she doesn’t think twice...

Well isn’t that great. Michelle Woo is going to have boxes of treasured, candid interactions with her child(ren). What do I have? Regrets and tears.

I feel like a lot of people are going to overlook the brilliance of this correction. It made me chuckle in the midst of trying to figure out how I feel about this entire ordeal being over. For that, I applaud you.

Reading through some of these comments (and those on other articles about this episode), I strongly disagree with those who defend the show’s portrayal of Daenerys’s abrupt change of character with “you haven’t been paying attention.”

A long time ago, I was one of those minimum-wage-earning intramural officials at a Power 5 college. Reffing games between two computer science clubs made you feel like Ed-fucking-Rush, because they hardly knew how to dribble let alone the difference between a block and a charge. But it was a whole different game when

Meh, 4k. Sure, whatever. But I gladly pay that extra dollar each month to not have to listen to members of my family of five argue over who’s turn it is to watch one of the two available streams. Two extra streams for a dollar? It’s the best four quarters I spend every month.

Good Lord! I have seen some crazy things on the Internet lately - a raccoon fighting and killing an iguana in a Florida parking lot, a newswoman calling a slain police officer ‘Dee Dee Megadoodoo’ on the air, the iguana’s tale from that first one jumping around like it has a life of its own - but that respectful, graci

Cowboys fan here. Two thoughts:

Can someone explain the No Wanks policy to me? 1) I don’t understand the grammatical construct they were shooting for? Are there words missing? 2) What is the point of the self-imposed 1-wank limit? Are they that concerned with members out-of-control jackin’ that it is given equal status with such modern scourges as op

The funniest thing to me is that Durant’s reaction is something you would expect if Green didn’t see him under the basket for an uncontested layup at the buzzer. In reality, Durant is pissed that Green didn’t give it up so Durant could take a (likely) contested 35' three for the win (and the obligatory Sports Center

...empty college football stadiums, even demonstrably useless ones like Iowa State’s...

The Clones destroyed the #6 team in the country behind the play of a true freshman quarterback, the best running back in the country that no one’s heard of, and a vastly underrated defense; and yes, the JV band members wore dinosaur costumes.

Of course I know what ‘Yeti pubes’ are, but could one of you explain the term to my friend who is too shy to ask.

Liberal here, not crying but with a question. Are you for real? Is this a real, honest post?