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I thought this was going to be an article dedicated to Draymond Green victims. Color me surprised.

See people!!! This is where all the people get the “fake news” bs from.

“Nothing wrong with that.” - Pouncey brothers

The whole time watching this I felt like he was auditioning to be the new Jim Cornette.

Really? This seems like a stretch to me.

More like the UN-Athletics, am I right?

This is a video of my dad defending his vote for Trump by burying his head in the stand and then spewing out some diarrhea about “that bitch Hilary.”

Did the Rays sign Johnny Damon? Who was the limp wristed lefty who threw the ball in. Should have just walked it to the pitcher a la Sandlot.

Two slappies on the Brewers hitting major dingers and dongers? It’s a head scratcher.

I love when broadcasters in sports say dumb stuff like “you wanna know how to inspire your team, hits like that will inspire the team.” This hit happened early in the third in a one goal game. The Blackhawks lost 4-1. How did that inspire them? They’re grown men in an elimination game. They should be inspired already.

+1 for being so specific

“I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

I told my coworker this and his response was, “Huh, I thought he’d be sucking dicks to get to the front of the line.”

Just a thought but what if the officials got together and decided, as a whole, to look the other way and not call them? The refs should know that they have the upper hand because we saw replacement officials didn’t work.

Oscar is the bigger one, Coney is the little one.

Watch the documentary. Its fantastic

I was recently on a United flight from Orlando to Newark. I was one of the first 30 people on the plane but was “randomly chosen” to check my bag because the flight was overbooked and they needed to take “volunteers” to check their bags. I am about as mild-mannered as they get so I kept my cool, asked if I had a

Not to continue the Bible theme, but thank God there’s Google. Otherwise, that joke would have went past me like a single A pitcher’s fastball by Tebow.

I can’t like this enough.

Just doing his part to speed up the pace of games. On a side note, close the stance a bit, shorten up the swing, and stop trying to hit a home run every time. Oh and don’t pull your head, start your swing earlier and just quit already.