melangila
Cheesemonkey AKA the Justified Ancients of Mumu
melangila

Just buy a cheap crossbow & use that, the added benefit is that no one will fuck with your shit

I saw one of these at Le Mans this year, I suspect owning one would be like dating a seriously hot chick who is also a bit crazy.

Eurofags? Go back to your trailer

More importantly, why would you NOT do this, given the opportunity?

Not yet, I have seen some of the series on TV & it is pretty good, so I think I shall

I thought it was just me. Bad smell in a tool shop? I'll take a deeper breathe just to make sure.............

Also, it would be the fasted race ever as it would be over as soon at it began & additionally the outcome would be predetermined, and more importantly, Bernie Eccelstone would make no money from it

Soooooooooooooooooooooo, what you are saying is that because I love F1 (& other forms of motorsport), I won't be going to any place containing these hate filled retards after I die?

All the cool old Minis I see when I go to Paris will be gone :(

You are a bad person, my productivity has turned to crap this morning

I will record it & watch it Monday night because I am not staying up from 1.30am Monday morning.

It would have made Denis Radar easier to catch had he been allowed to have them

Thank you. I can only think of a few things more disgusting than seeing & hearing that shit

Nah man, I would get fat. Every time I drove it I would get hungry & have to eat

It is very quiet, but it still does sound great. No screaming & shouting, just getting on with the job

Now playing

I do have a couple I can mention, but this one stands out as the best

Hah, which one?

This incident always baffled me. "OMG she threw a towel at me!!!!!!!!!"

I watched Casino Royale the other night, so many Jags (such as this) in that movie.

You get to be the little spoon