Putting Gawker in the same ballpark as Breitbart makes you look stupid

The only way JLo isn’t an upgrade from Taylor Swift is if you’re a complete white supremacist. She is more attractive than Tay-Tay in every possible aspect. Plus, she’s probably looking for an FWB arrangement, which suits someone like Harris/Wiles much, much better than being with a mental case like Swift.

The soundtrack actually didn’t do much for me.

That isn’t the problem - the problem with your post is that you’re ignoring the inherent advantages a person has when he or she grows up rich/middle class over a poor person.

Let us ignore the “exceptional” scenarios that you’re referring to even though they aren’t really that exceptional - just that they don’t happen…

Let me give it a shot. Let’s say it’s noon. You have a large pizza. You want to eat 12 slices of the pizza right now, at noon. Roussell wants you to consider whether you would also eat 12 slices of pizza at 2pm... and if you don’t think you’d want 12 slices, perhaps ask your pizzaiolo to cut the pizza into 8 slices…

Sorry, but it’s clearly more Crosstour than Element...

God did I need those 30 seconds of adorableness!

His expression is one of such, ahem, otter delight.

I used to be so repulsed by the idea of Hawaiian that I would’t even try it. Then, I gave it a chance and it’s a revelation.

Best pairing for hot pizza = cold beer

I know the Warcraft film is doing well in China, but he’s speaking as though it’s a Chinese film doing well in America, not the other way round.

If I goto ANY ethnic eatery and I can pronounce the General Managers’ name, I will immediately turn around and walk out.

So....it’s diagramming, that dinosaur from English class that everyone said they would never, ever need.

I’m sorry- re-reading my post(s), I can see them coming across as attacks. I didn’t mean it that way (except with the forced-childcare people) - more matter-of-fact.

I won’t attack you back, because I know people go through shit that’s not always apparent.

All of these suggestions are terrible. Sorry I’m not changing a diaper, and I’m not working on my house. I’ve known too many guys mess up a good house because they thought they knew what they were doing.

1. Learn to save money for emergencies. It seems like the average emergency is around $1,000. At least have that…

A $45 pencil case, $32 keyring. This is bag and contents is something I imagine Portlandia mocking. For a simple $500, you too can be pretentious and have a bag with paper, pens and pencils.

I don’t think she was endorsing Kasich. She tweeted this too...

It’s about managing the tone the receiver perceives on their end. Ending messages with periods, while grammatically correct, makes things seem so final and closed off. If you ask someone out to dinner, which would you rather see sent back to you? “Yeah.” or “Yeah...” or “Yeah?” or “Yeah” or “Yeah!” They all can be…

And this: