Uh-huh. You know you're here on the Internet right now, right? Kinda hard to claim the high ground when you're doing the exact same fucking thing as me.

Get a life, says the guy who fucking lived to tear down a fresh new writer every Saturday. It's funny that you really do believe your own bullshit.

Oh BonMorte, you lying sack of shit. We've talked at least a half dozen times on the essays and you know who I am. You were chearing me on when I came to your defense on principle the first time Max gave you a warning. Taylor absolutely did ban you on this post right here:http://gawker.com/to-california-…

Maybe just say, "No, thank you," without explaining why unless asked. It will save you and everyone else a lot of aggravation.

LOL, same here. What is it about Livonia specifically that makes them claim to be from Detroit? I've run into people from Livonia in both San Francisco and New York that said they were from Detroit and had to explain to them that no, I literally live in Detroit. For me, Livonia has sort of turned into a shorthand way…

This was a brutal and much deserved takedown of Dayna's post. Absolutely glorious. As a longtime resident of downtown Detroit who works in Foxtown, I shudder everytime one of these ruin porn articles makes the front page because the inevitable onslaught of assholes who don't live here and have never been here is sure…

Really? You're slut shaming the waitresses because of where they work? They put up with enough shit from their customers and the company without anyone else adding to it.

The combination of "refreshing" with "friend pickles" is making my head hurt.