This could only happen because Netflix removed the D&D episode that stopped Neil falling down the dark path.

Jason Bateman: “I won!”

This shit is nuts

To me he is always the professor from Sliders. For some reason that crappy show started airing at just the right time in my childhood for it to stick in my mind.

Clearly he is a powerful necromancer and has become a lich. All we have to do is locate his phylactery before ending his unlife. Otherwise, his body will just reform.

You have 10 seconds to comply.

For some reason this is one of my favorite Seinfeld bits:

Wait, is Dave Chappelle allowed to be friends with people the AV Club isn't friends with?

True, I’m just thinking in terms of when I was Navy and deployed on an aircraft carrier (the Enterprise, oddly enough.)
I met the Skipper once. I met the XO once. If they even knew your name it was most likely because you fucked up hard.
Everything else was handled at a far, far lower level along the chain of command.…

Yeah, the first episode of this sucked pretty hard. Loud, frantic, noisy and annoying show’s overriding tone. The dialogue is delivered in such a ridiculously rapid fire fashion, as if to disguise the fact that it’s not actually clever or funny or worth listening to.

“Look at my African-American Lizard/Demon Fighter over there!”

So...

As a brit with mainly second-hand knowledge of the show, I ploughed through about 80 episodes of the original before CBS’s came out, and the fact they were mostly a very snappy ~20 minutes was a big strength. A lot of tv of that era doesn’t hold up at all, and even a couple that I personally like such as the original…

Also from Tom Morello. Pretty sure “davez67" is former House Speak Paul Ryan: 

Now let’s get Walton Goggins in there and we’ll be good.

I’ve now seen this quote reported in 3 different places, but some how none of them mention the good Brooker news:

I said it before and i’ll say it again: Tony Dalton kills it in this role and deserves an Emmy nomination at least. Nacho and/or his father are toast which sucks, because his dad is such a sweet traditional man and it will crush Nacho if he kills him instead and lets Nacho live with that. Lalo is that twisted and…

Red Letter Medias reviews are the best thing that has come from new Trek by FAR.

“OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE!”