"Kill… wealthy… dowager…"

"I have some wonderful stories about other famous people that include me in some way."

I still love threatening people with the possibility of 'having dinner with Groucho tonight'.

I started reading Gore Vidal at 17 because I saw his books when I was looking for some Vonnegut at the library, remembered that exchange, burst out laughing and then needed to hurridly grab a book and leave because people were glaring at me. And, wouldn't you know it, The city & The Pillar was a pretty good book.

My family aren't even American and my uncle does it!

But… I was skyping with her and dad last night! They looked so happy!!

Please don't use the term 'friendzone', AV Club. I know you meant no harm but it's a pretty loaded phrase.

I feel bad for laughing out loud during this thread but goddamn that second paragraph made me laugh so hard I nearly choked!

I've just stepped up to King but can't possibly maintain happiness without going full-Commie (Order policies)

You're such an antidentite! Next you'll be saying they should have their own schools!!

Oh, Maker is absolutely tremendous… after a break-up a couple of years back I drunkenly spent a night teaching myself how to play it on the piano. My housemate ended up getting up at 4am to tell me to please shut up. Time well spent!!!

This scene calls back to the brilliant exchange in the UK Office where Dawn is eating lunch and Brent starts talking to her about how he felt a lump on his testicles in the shower.

Roger, show some decorum!!

She's not a good interviewee but, hell, she's probably the most talented artist in music today so there's always that!

I mention this every time the film comes up, but The Living Daylights features James Bond celebrating a job well done with a Mujahideen leader by enjoying a glass of fine whiskey with him; it's pretty clear no-one involved in that film really gave a shit about what they were doing except Dalton and A-ha.

That bothered the hell out of me when I read a biography of Reagan a few years back; I was 4 when he left office so it didn't bother me so much during the 80s.

I started with Daydream Nation, seems as good an intro as any.

Bit nervous about the squad for the tour of Bangladesh, Corey Anderson could be alright but that new leggie seems to be up to approximately fuck all and Martin is and will continue to be rubbish. Williamson is probably going to end up bowling a lot of overs.

QI is wonderful, I love binging on it on wet/cold/hungover weekend afternoons.

I was disappointed to wake up yesterday and find that we had not returned to the 1950s, as I was led to believe this was a key platform of the coalition's campaign.