Look, I’m still recovering from the trauma of seeing Obama in that tan jacket.

He knows exactly what he’s doing: distracting from the 1.2 million new unemployment filings announced this morning

Nothing good ever comes from these destructive executive orders. Remember the trade war with China? It has decimated farms in the US and many of them will never bounce back as China looks to other countries for agricultural products.

Have I mentioned fuck the police?

What. The. Fuck!

“Well that explains it, you aren’t really anything are you?”

Ya’ll must have gotten a hold of an edited video, cause the real video would have followed that with:

“I SAID SHOW ME YOUR OTHER CHEEK MOTHERFUCKER, DON’T MAKE ME ASK AGAIN!”

At this point Trump is basically daring Twitter to remove him. I mean, nobody is really talking about the 100k+ COVID deaths or unemployment anymore, right? I guess whatever this is Trump is doing must be working.

The main reason I don’t want his tweets banned outright is because I want people to see what a deranged lunatic he is.

I’m ok with them not deleting his tweets, but they really need to stop him from posting any new tweets.

The only thing I’m praying for is lengthy prison sentences for every officer involved. Now who should I give these tithes too? 

Ok, I’ll do that when those cops listen to the prayers of George Floyd (and an entire crowd of onlookers) saying he can’t breath, he’s unconscious, please check his pulse, and calling out for his mother as he was slowly strangled to death.

Sometimes Angry Jesus needs to take over for Forgiveness Jesus

Hey Rookie,

I’m submitting this piece for a Pulitzer.

Mmmm.

People assault children and accuse them of being thieves often in your world? Too bad nobody taught these accusatory white people to act right around innocent children.

This ain’t funny anymore. It never has been.