This Satoshi Kanazawa sure hates his mother... I wonder if he does statistics too?

Boy, Darkseid sure is a wind bag, but I prefer this Apocalypes clone to boring old Zod any day.

What?

I've never met a substance abuser, I didn't want to strangle. Sorry man, this is real life.

I love that show. It's like a cold shower, while being kicked in the balls.

No they don't! Because this will happen!

"Great pedigree?" Hmmmm... I'm going to check your humanity-card. Because of this statement I'm also rethinking, ever liking Inception.

"nope."

How many people almost wrote: "divorce papers?"

♪"Fun! Fun! Fun! Yeah!"♩

Jeff Bridges was awesome in Tron Legacy, it was the ultimate one man show! It was just Jeff Bridges on stage with a neon sign, a yoga mat, a blow up doll, and a block of wood that he called his "son."

Boycotting works.

If Facebook and Twitter existed back then, would there have been flash mobs?

Rebecca Black started a project and she finished it. People should get off a kid's back. This world man...

Don't talk about The Onion A.V. Club like that :P

Well if Scott Pilgrim and Sucker Punch are any indicator, fan-people's "excitement" over film footage at comic-book/media conventions are always a reliable meter for what's going to be "successful" at the box office.

That's how they getcha'!

It's like a story plucked from The Onion.

Oh geeze, don't get me started!

Oh geeze, another reboot/retool of SuperMan! No wait! It will be good!