You know he was acquitted right? They're still searching for the real lover.

@Fridge Hussy: A Hussy Re: Fridges!:

@Dark_Freckles: Hearted you too!

F*cking A! I knew it!

I liked my play-yan and my pre-paid cel-phone.

@WildTangent01: Hmm... I guess, but then, "where's the 'sex' in that violence?"

Ah, burning hatred. Is there any other kind?

@uppitycracker: The Spirit? I'm sure she was dying on the inside, and not just because she's jewish.

I clicked, and BAM there she was. I nearly fainted. Warn me first, next time when you post super hot womenz on the front page.

@Dark_Freckles: A zantac app, now that would be nifty!

@Pretty Penny Farthling: 3 iPods. Hmmm.... Just so you know, I'm the wallet inspector. I'm looking for suspicious mounds of cash, I need to bring them in... for uh... questioning.

@rodmanstreet, girl genius: I used to carry business cards, notes and (all-kinds of) papers in my wallet until my wallet quit. Thank the makers of digital stuffs for these devices.

@AngryFork: nvm.

Bonding with children builds better bonds. But who will bond with the Dad, to make him a productive member of society?

The advent of the smart phone killed the hoarder in me.

I love it! They gave HIm his Jack Kirby grill! I love a Marvel villain with a big toothy grin.

Well, if you're not gonna' take this seriously... :P

@BettyCrocker: If you want the last word you can have it.

@BettyCrocker: Hey, the real sociopaths are running free, and I wouldn't know coke from coca-cola. I'm not concern about society, it f*cks regular people every day.

@BettyCrocker: That's looks like a lot of work to me, and besides, society deemed Lindsay a hot mess right after Mean Girls.