I hate it when potential employers op-out of interviews to stalk your Facebook page.

That is sooo cool! But without equilibrium this will be impossible! Impossible I say!

I miss New York, which is silly because I'm only two hours away from Manhattan. Also yes, you do look like Dracula. :P Well, I guess somebody has to. Have a great week!

Natalie Portman in: "cheese" once more. "Oh yes, there will be awesome."

@Donovanesque: Can I be in it?

Hey! His face is asymmetrical! Cool!

@AbeVigodasSon: That's exactly what I was thinking.

Damn viral marketing. It's always too good to be true.

That looks incredible.

Hey it's Sentinel Prime!

@dequeued: I promise I won't freak out when I see a barcode. I will be more barcode tolerant.

@dequeued: I promise I won't freak out when I see a barcode. I will be more barcode tolerant.

@dequeued: I wasn't um... blaming barcodes, I said they were using them.

@dequeued: I wasn't um... blaming barcodes, I said they were using them.

@Dukenukemx: Yes please. I love what Cartoon Network has done for old cartoons. Bless them.

Oooh, a light show, sparkly! I like that. It makes me think of this video.

Will there be an app for that?

@truthtellah: "You never go full retard." Never.

Stop that! You know I want this.

@qssung: or the privacy... whaaat...