@SomeAuthorGirl: I mean the real thing!

Jay just described my Thanksgiving.

Jay Pharaoh!

I'd like a vending machine that would take a debit card. Is that crazy?

I'd love an Amy Winehouse... I don't care.

drive me to the iTunes store!

@Mayonegg: I was thinking the very same thing.

Seth is good, but he needs Amy as his co-pilot.

@Bianca Chesimard: ha!

"...and one count of impersonating the Lorax." Ha!

Who hoo! Weekend update!

Robots!

"My dad's a chocolate chip cookie. So your dad's baked inside!"

big spoons are funny.

Disney tackles big pharma.

I don't know how I feel about that last one.

VANESSA!!!!!

the TSA oh baby!

Jet!

@shameonme: it is yummy isn't it?