I don't care what people say. I think Lindsay Hollister is cute. And. I'd. Love. To. Have. Her. For. Diner.

Watch (wash) that finger, buddy.

Sooooo... just what is a pleiadian anyway?

"We're going down!"

@AthertonMerriweather: trust me, the guy left holding the bill will be Obama.

I really dug the extremely violent melee between Homer and Bart.

This film shouldn't exist, but if it's coming they may as well find an Edward Norton kinda kid to play Tetsuo.

I had to tweet this post. That title (with the image) gave me a "chuckle."

@Andrea Knutson: Because I witnessed the Toxic Crusaders before I knew what the Toxic Avenger was, my 9 year old self thought it would be a good idea to rent the movie (part 2 to be exact) and share it with the family.

Well I don't like portals that much.

"That was you?" Okay, I take it back, I do love the Night of the Dolphin.

Citizen Kang and Night Of The Dolphin were both incredibly boring. But the rest on the list, including Time and Punishment (which is my personal favorite) are very much so, the very best Tree House of Horror segments ever put together.

@TwinkleFinkelstein: You can have it. Just be careful! With poo-brain "comes incredibly frustrating responsibility."

I saw a dead deer on my way to work early one morning at the crack of dawn. It's head was completely smashed and it was sprawled on the sidewalk. It was dark so I couldn't tell what that mound was until I was standing over it. I freaked out and continued my path on the other side if the street. I took stock if the omin…

One of the major messages of the comic was basically telling America (or American influence rather) to get the f*ck out of Japan.

/ring ring.

@GIGAR: This game absolutely needs campaigns where you play as the invading forces.

I can't hold back. This is really making me think about the stuff I buy. These people live on these campuses, and work on these campuses. Since China is communist, the government decides where certain people live and work. Interaction and trade with the rest of the world's ignorant draconian governments, was a huge…

No, this is very necessary. If video games want to be taken seriously for something other than revenue, then things that force you to handle and think about your anxieties need to be consistently made and experienced.

Really? Zac Efron? I knew it! He feeds on hatred!