"Tosses it in the trash."

Okay, I want Vanessa Bayer. srsly. gimme.

Jane can sure polish a turd.

"He used to fight dogs, but now he's sick." :P

@lazycrockett: "Tits-on-the-radio."

"Vag-illion!"

"Tuna Schooner" ill. :P

@Thus Spake Kate is a Goth Detective: Oh, you love it!

That wasn't too bad. That was kind of a serious Weekend Update, but with all of tonight's talent, I guess there was less need for padding.

I guess he's done with Patterson. :P You have to go on yourself, before they finally stop parodying you.

Client #9 ha, that's nasty.

hoverboard money. :P

"How good was your social life before you were on TV?"

Andy

Oh weekend update.

@newmakcity: He's fantastic, I want him and Vanessa Bayer to make babies. ...and I want to watch....

Venessa Bayer and this new guy are amazing!

Oh my gosh, he's so cool!

"The wrong color!" Denzel is intense! :D

whose this new guy? He has a stage presence.