That's being suggestive? So what would count for subtlety?

@Deadp00l: Yeah, he looks like the type of guy who buries people in his basement and occasionally wears their skin.

@Chuck: "...perhaps." I'm willing to take that bet. Besides, "...it's not what comes out of the mouth that defiles, [one]. but what goes in it!"

@aliaguilar: Done and done.

@Chuck: Aww... Oh well. She would put asses in seats, and for mid twenty somethings, socks in the hands.

The moon is shrinking, strange cosmic rays passing through our ozone, this and none of it, science can explain.

Wait... wait... wait! Hold the phone!

I voted for the iPad, but that because of all of the Apple stuff, I have already to sync with. Not that it matters.

"Anything, to get out of work."

@Balmut: Scott Summers, he's a perfect ass.

Don't cha' just hate it when you "...pull a super villain?"

@Evdor: Eww... Wolverine is not much better. Actually, I just forget that he's there. Even though he's had two movies dedicated to himself. X-Men-2 and X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

@Balmut: Saints be praised.

@Craig Michael Ranapia: I love X-Men 3!

Oh perfect! An even greater opportunity for Scott Summers to be an even bigger whiny douchebag.

Numbers 1, 2 and 18 are hilarious.

Take me with you, you bastards! :P No seriously, do it!

@Unhinged Samurai: Indeed. Just less "sparkly."

@Unhinged Samurai: Doesn't Cloud remind you of the main vampire from Twilight?

That's silly, Cloud's already a girl.