The same way an angry puppy, furiously attacking your jean leg.

Somebody please get that man an epi pen before that allergic reaction gets worse.

I was getting a bit of a Liberace vibe.

I think Jiminy Glick looks Fab-u-lous!!

We’ve seen this before, Favreau’s first IronMan, Nolan’s the Dark Knight, Guardians of the Galaxy, and now Deadpool. These were all huge and over performed for a good reason. They were true to their source material with out slavish adherence. All the X-men films were profitable bit not nearly as much as any of these…

His ego’s writing checks his body can’t cash.

So why is the non-black baptist church the regular one? Huh? Huh?

I care about Octo’s boner. As should we all! Won’t someone think of the boners!?

HAHAHA. Nobody ever tells me that because I’m mixed and ugly.

This is completely untrue. Singer Halsey and actor Cameron Boyce will be perceived as white by most people despite both having black dads. It’s all going to depend on how you look. I have mixed race kids. One looks Asian and one looks white and that’s how they’ll be perceived. Keep in mind too that some people of…

Ah, I remember the day my son came home from school and expressed how he identifies to me. He said “Daddy, I’m black”, then, very accusingly, “And you’re white”(it’s important to stretch the YOU’RE out). I had to remind him that as his Father, regardless of the color of his or my skin, that I was still handily capable…

I think it stems from women being more accurate/precise at describing things in general. My hair is auburn, every guy with any copper highlight in his hair says he’s ginger and calls it a day.

How the hell did I miss this? Trailer looks like it walks that perfect line of black/absurd humor and why are you not in a mental institution you odd fellow.

There’s this really interesting tendency for folks with a Catholic upbringing (or at least background) from all ethnicities to pair up. I’ve known a few Cuban-Irish alone, and Italian-Mexican kids to boot.

Because if a woman gives you permission to call another woman a bitch then it must be ok. Or something.

What would happen if 200 000 of them decided to return? That happened with the German Turks. Their time spent in Germany (and their German-born children) will have changed them to a point where their identification with their former home remains strong. Their, the Puerto Ricans that is, Americanness and the view of…

I am an absolute sucker for all romantic comedies, all stupid chick flicks, all horrifically cheesy movies - i’m also a mom of young children - and I have never wanted to see a movie less.

Well, PR is part of the United States of America, so therefore you’re American. One can be Texan and American. Regionalism is one thing but to say that Ricans aren’t Americans is just wrong. Puerto Rico has its own culture, traditions and history but last time I checked, you don’t need a passport to fly from JFK to…

What kills me though is people referring to Ricans as immigrants. Children, THEY ARE AMERICAN CITIZENS! Jeez.

Nobody missed the point, because you haven’t presented any salient points other than a general nihilism about Hollywood and how movies get made.